“If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull” — T-Shirt
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Product Description
Some things still need to be said out loud.
This funny patriotic t-shirt says it for you. Wear it to the diner, the hardware store, the family cookout — wherever you want to make it clear exactly where you stand without saying a word. A bold conservative graphic tee for men who don't apologize for common sense.
100% cotton. Comfortable. Holds its shape. The print is sharp, bold, and built to last as long as your patience for nonsense.
- 100% medium-weight cotton — 180 g/m²
- Classic relaxed fit, tear-away label
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Sizes S–5XL
Shipping
How long does shipping take?
- Our printing process takes 1-3 days and shipping takes 3-7 days.
How can I track my order?
- As soon as your order is shipped, you will receive an email from us letting you know it's on the way with the tracking number included. If you don't see it within 3 days, check your spam or promotions folder. You can also copy and paste the tracking number into our chat feature and it will let you know the shipment details.
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- You can email our customer service at info@landofthefreehomeofthebrave.store
How do I return an item?
- We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in original packaging with proof of purchase. Click here to read our full return policy.
What if my product arrives damaged?
- Email us at the above address with proof of purchase as well as an image of the damaged product, and we will happily send a replacement.
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